not again robert, think of the children
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
I wanna be
where the people are
well that’s just about the cutest thing ive ever heard get said
WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious